I like to put a stake in people, because I know people helped me.

I worked on the United Parcel Service truck, I sold home delivery of milk. But always, in the back of my mind, I wanted to get into radio.

Someone once said, "I don't lie because then I don't have to remember anything." I've told white lies a lot. Sometimes when you tell stories you'll embellish them a little, especially with foxhole humor.

I would like to ask Him if He was indeed virgin born, because the answer to that question would define history.

One thing I have learned is, if people tell you they had a "frank" discussion with someone, it is usually code for a yelling match with clenched fists.

I like to put a stake in people, because I know people helped me.

I'm having as much fun today as I did when I made $55 a week, because it is as much fun