I was pretty subdued [as a kid ] because I didn't want to get spanked, and I didn't want to go to Hell.

I think everybody is entitled to say whatever they want. I'm not going to call for anybody to be fired. That's not what America is all about.

I enjoy hunting, but if I had my choice to go deer hunting or bass fishing, I'd take bass fishing any day of the week. I enjoy both of them, but yeah, I'm a very outdoorsy guy.

I've been fortunate, I've been blessed, and I attribute my success to all my fans. People want to do things with you when you have a big fan base, and I have a great fan base.

I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo

If guns kill people, I can blame misspelled words on my pencil.

I don't take myself too seriously. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy making people laugh.