Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling

I think probably one of the coolest things was when I went to play basketball at Rucker Park in Harlem. First of all, who would think that Larry the Cable Guy would go to Harlem to play basketball? And I was received like a rock star. It was amazing! There were people everywhere. There were guys walking by yelling, Git r done!

I was scared into being good. But I'm sure I did regular kid stuff.

Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck.

I was born and raised in Pawnee City, Nebraska. I lived right next to the sale barn and I raised pigs. My dad was a guidance counselor at Wymore High School. He was also a preacher and did farming as well. We leased out our crop land but had cattle and horses.

I pretty much live on my tour bus.I do well around 300 shows a year. A lot of times I will do two shows a night.

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.