Easy things should be easy, and hard things should be possible.
I try not to confuse roles and traits in my own life. Being the Perl god is a role. Being a stubborn cuss is a trait.
Perl is worse than Python because people wanted it worse.
You need to go and find someone to teach you the rudiments of irrational discourse.
Hubris itself will not let you be an artist.
Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs.