A Perl program is correct if it gets the job done before your boss fires you.
Save it for my unauthorized autobiography.
It's easier to make up sayings people like to hear than sayings they like to heed.
Yes, but I did manage to increase the amount of virginity in the world by that method.
I try not to confuse roles and traits in my own life. Being the Perl god is a role. Being a stubborn cuss is a trait.
And don't tell me there isn't one bit of difference between null and space, because that's exactly how much difference there is.