And besides, if Perl really takes off in the Windows space, I think the rest of us would just as soon have a double-agent within ActiveState.

For the sake of argument I'll ignore all your fighting words.

It's appositival, if it's there. And it doesn't have to be there. And it's really obvious that it's there when it's there.

If someone stinks, view it as a reason to help them, not a reason to avoid them.

While I have historically been a late worker, you know, sometimes I even like to get up early and see what's happened in the few hours of the night and then I often take a nap in the middle of the day just to sort of make up for stretching my day out.

You can't have filenames longer than 14 chars. You can't even think about them!

The problem with being consistent is that there are lots of ways to be consistent, and they're all inconsistent with each other.