If someone stinks, view it as a reason to help them, not a reason to avoid them.

Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets screwed.

Take Lisp, you know its the most beautiful language in the world -- at least up until Haskell came along.

Perhaps you should compile your Perl with long doubles one of these megaseconds.

I think operating systems work best if they're free and open. Particular applications are more likely to be proprietary.

I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is.

Perl was designed to work more like a natural language. It's a little more complicated but there are more shortcuts, and once you learned the language, it's more expressive.