You need to go and find someone to teach you the rudiments of irrational discourse.
I think software patents are a bad idea. Many patents are given for trivial inventions.
The way I see it, if you declare something portable, you'll always be wrong, and if you declare it non-portable, you'll always be right.
The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma.
Hubris itself will not let you be an artist.
This does not mean that some of us should not want, in a rather dispassionate sort of way, to put a bullet through csh's head.