In general, they do what you want, unless you want consistency.

I suppose you could switch grammars once you've seen 'use strict subs'.

What is the sound of Perl? Is it not the sound of a wall that people have stopped banging their heads against?

I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is.

We can debug relationships, but it's always good policy to consider the people themselves to be features. People get annoyed when you try to debug them.

Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs.

If someone stinks, view it as a reason to help them, not a reason to avoid them.