Over the long term, symbiosis is more useful than parasitism. More fun, too. Ask any mitochondria.

Wow, I'm being shot at from both sides. That means I *must* be right.

Perl is worse than Python because people wanted it worse.

I'm never satisfied because I've been always interested in too many things and I always want to do everything at once.

I'm reminded of the day my daughter came in, looked over my shoulder at some Perl 4 code, and said, 'What is that, swearing?

The trouble with being quoted a lot is that it makes other people think you're quoting yourself when in fact you're merely repeating yourself.

Though I'll admit readability suffers slightly.