I'm just paid to do whatever I want to do. Some of the time it's development, and some of the time it's just goofing off.

Just because you're into control doesn't mean you're in control.

Unix is like a toll road on which you have to stop every 50 feet to pay another nickel. But hey! You only feel 5 cents poorer each time.

Accidental stacks considered harmful.

You can’t change the past. You can’t even change the future, in the sense that you can only change the present one moment at a time, stubbornly, until the future unwinds itself into the stories of our lives.

Laziness is a programmers main virtue.

And besides, if Perl really takes off in the Windows space, I think the rest of us would just as soon have a double-agent within ActiveState.