I'm just paid to do whatever I want to do. Some of the time it's development, and some of the time it's just goofing off.

What is the sound of Perl? Is it not the sound of a wall that people have stopped banging their heads against?

Reserve your abuse for your true friends.

I was raised a musician and I played classic music, violin, in orchestras and music comedy theaters, I have music running around in my head all the time, and if I hear music that's too interesting, I have to pay attention to it.

I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is.

We can debug relationships, but it's always good policy to consider the people themselves to be features. People get annoyed when you try to debug them.

We all agree on the necessity of compromise. We just can't agree on when it's necessary to compromise.