Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in.

The camel has evolved to be relatively self-sufficient. On the other hand, the camel has not evolved to smell good. Neither has Perl.

Well, you know, Hubbard had a bunch of people sworn to commit suicide when he died. So of course he never officially died.

There is, however, a strange, musty smell in the air that reminds me of something...hmm...yes...I've got it...there's a VMS nearby, or I'm a Blit.

I note that the Python folks still think they like JPython. I wonder how long that will last?

Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes.

Perl doesn't have an infatuation with enforced privacy. It would prefer that you stayed out of its living room because you weren't invited, not because it has a shotgun