For the sake of argument I'll ignore all your fighting words.
You need to go and find someone to teach you the rudiments of irrational discourse.
I wouldn't ever write the full sentence myself, but then, I never use goto either.
As someone pointed out, you could have an attribute that says 'optimize the heck out of this routine', and your definition of heck would be a parameter to the optimizer.
We all agree on the necessity of compromise. We just can't agree on when it's necessary to compromise.
Just because you're into control doesn't mean you're in control.