It's easier to make up sayings people like to hear than sayings they like to heed.

Computer languages differ not so much in what they make possible, but in what they make easy.

To ordinary folks, conversion is not always automatic. It's something that may or may not require explicit assistance. See Billy Graham.

The only reason [not to use] perl is that some sysadmins don't allow software that they didn't pay for. By all means, let them send me money if it makes them feel better.

We are so Post-Modern that we don't realize how Post-Modern we are anymore.

Save it for my unauthorized autobiography.

I'd make people say 'use Fork;' if I thought I could get away with it.