Laziness is a programmers main virtue.
Real theology is always rather shocking to people who already think they know what they think. I'm still shocked myself.
I don't believe I've ever cuddled my elses.
That which hits the fan tends to get flung in all directions.
The potential of greater good goes right along with the potential for greater evil.
Many days I don't write any code at all, and some days I spend all day writing code.