The potential of greater good goes right along with the potential for greater evil.

This job of playing God is a little too big for me. Nevertheless, someone has to do it, so I'll try my best to fake it.

It is my job in life to travel all roads, so that some may take the road less travelled, and others the road more travelled, and all have a pleasant day.

Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs.

Well, coffee is my drug of choice, generally, with a little bit of Pepsi here and there, if I need more sugar. But yeah, if I could do intravenous coffee, I would. But I guess that's pretty standard.

Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris.

This does not mean that some of us should not want, in a rather dispassionate sort of way, to put a bullet through csh's head.