People get annoyed when you try to debug them.

Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets screwed.

While I have historically been a late worker, you know, sometimes I even like to get up early and see what's happened in the few hours of the night and then I often take a nap in the middle of the day just to sort of make up for stretching my day out.

What is the sound of Perl? Is it not the sound of a wall that people have stopped banging their heads against?

Odd that we think definitions are definitive.

We're really serious about reinventing everything that needs reinventing.

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.