People get annoyed when you try to debug them.

I'm reminded of the day my daughter came in, looked over my shoulder at some Perl 4 code, and said, 'What is that, swearing?

Historically speaking, the presence of wheels in Unix has never precluded their reinvention.

Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes.

Human languages tend to be much more ambiguous than computer languages because humans are much smarter about interpreting the context.

Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs.

For me, writing is a love-hate relationship.