You know, I've got my hands in 30 or 40 different pots simultaneously and so I have a little bit of all of that where I work.

Perhaps you should compile your Perl with long doubles one of these megaseconds.

I just hope I'm never promoted to the level of my incontinence.

Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris.

The whole history of computers is rampant with cheerleading at best and bigotry at worst.

And don't tell me there isn't one bit of difference between null and space, because that's exactly how much difference there is.

You can never entirely stop being what you once were. That's why it's important to be the right person today, and not put it off till tomorrow.