Computer languages differ not so much in what they make possible, but in what they make easy.

Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets screwed.

I just hope I'm never promoted to the level of my incontinence.

Easy things should be easy, and hard things should be possible.

Even the White House has a press agent.

There is, however, a strange, musty smell in the air that reminds me of something...hmm...yes...I've got it...there's a VMS nearby, or I'm a Blit.

If you and I always agree, then one of us is redundant.