As someone pointed out, you could have an attribute that says 'optimize the heck out of this routine', and your definition of heck would be a parameter to the optimizer.

There's a saying in the software design industry: "Good. Fast. Cheap. Pick two."

While I have historically been a late worker, you know, sometimes I even like to get up early and see what's happened in the few hours of the night and then I often take a nap in the middle of the day just to sort of make up for stretching my day out.

I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is.

Wow, I'm being shot at from both sides. That means I *must* be right.

Odd that we think definitions are definitive.

We're really serious about reinventing everything that needs reinventing.