We don't have enough parallel universes to allow all uses of all junction types - in the absence of quantum computing the combinatorics are not in our favor.
Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs.
Many days I don't write any code at all, and some days I spend all day writing code.
You can't have filenames longer than 14 chars. You can't even think about them!
Easy things should be easy, and hard things should be possible.
Perl is worse than Python because people wanted it worse.