Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
It's easier to make up sayings people like to hear than sayings they like to heed.
The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma.
I was raised a musician and I played classic music, violin, in orchestras and music comedy theaters, I have music running around in my head all the time, and if I hear music that's too interesting, I have to pay attention to it.
I think computer science, by and large, is still stuck in the Modern age.
What is the sound of Perl? Is it not the sound of a wall that people have stopped banging their heads against?