Odd that we think definitions are definitive.

Although the Perl Slogan is There's More Than One Way to Do It, I hesitate to make 10 ways to do something.

That which hits the fan tends to get flung in all directions.

Perl doesn't have an infatuation with enforced privacy. It would prefer that you stayed out of its living room because you weren't invited, not because it has a shotgun

A Perl program is correct if it gets the job done before your boss fires you.

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.

Programmers can be lazy.