You want it in one line? Does it have to fit in 80 columns?

The young think they are immortal, and are determined to prove otherwise.

If someone stinks, view it as a reason to help them, not a reason to avoid them.

When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct?

It should be illegal to yell 'Y2K' in a crowded economy.

An initial underscore already conveys strong feelings of magicalness to a C programmer.

Easy things should be easy, and hard things should be possible.