That which hits the fan tends to get flung in all directions.
The Harvard Law states: Under controlled conditions of light, temperature, humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
A journey of a thousand miles continues with the second step.
And I don't like doing silly things (except on purpose).
I'd make people say 'use Fork;' if I thought I could get away with it.
I note that the Python folks still think they like JPython. I wonder how long that will last?