Would you trust the linguistic intuitions of someone who has been studying Latin or Greek for three days?

If someone stinks, view it as a reason to help them, not a reason to avoid them.

I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is.

One operator is no big deal. That can be fixed in a jiffy.

Don't wear rollerskates to a tug-of-war.

The Harvard Law states: Under controlled conditions of light, temperature, humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.

The computer should be doing the hard work. That's what it's paid to do, after all.