The computer should be doing the hard work. That's what it's paid to do, after all.

As pointed out in a followup, Real Perl Programmers prefer things to be visually distinct.

Perl doesn't have an infatuation with enforced privacy. It would prefer that you stayed out of its living room because you weren't invited, not because it has a shotgun

Don't wear rollerskates to a tug-of-war.

You want it in one line? Does it have to fit in 80 columns?

You can never entirely stop being what you once were. That's why it's important to be the right person today, and not put it off till tomorrow.

Historically speaking, the presence of wheels in Unix has never precluded their reinvention.