The trouble with being quoted a lot is that it makes other people think you're quoting yourself when in fact you're merely repeating yourself.

I've decided I don't want to be a manager. Every time you try to be responsive to your employees, they say you're being reactive and not proactive. And when you try to be proactive, they accuse you of being capricious and arbitrary. So I don't wanna be a manager.

You know, I've got my hands in 30 or 40 different pots simultaneously and so I have a little bit of all of that where I work.

The computer should be doing the hard work. That's what it's paid to do, after all.

Psychotics are consistently inconsistent. The essence of sanity is to be inconsistently inconsistent.

Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris.

Perl is worse than Python because people wanted it worse.