I still drive my 1977 Honda Accord. The paint is almost all worn off. It's still running.

If you and I always agree, then one of us is redundant.

The trouble with being quoted a lot is that it makes other people think you're quoting yourself when in fact you're merely repeating yourself.

Basically there's just so much stuff flowing past on the internet now, you have to let most of it go. And I've grown accustomed to the process of not worrying too much about the stuff I'm not getting to, because the important stuff will come back around.

It's easier to make up sayings people like to hear than sayings they like to heed.

Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes.

You can't have filenames longer than 14 chars. You can't even think about them!