It's easier to make up sayings people like to hear than sayings they like to heed.
You need to go and find someone to teach you the rudiments of irrational discourse.
For me, writing is a love-hate relationship.
To ordinary folks, conversion is not always automatic. It's something that may or may not require explicit assistance. See Billy Graham.
I'd make people say 'use Fork;' if I thought I could get away with it.
What about writing it first and rationalizing it afterwards?