What about writing it first and rationalizing it afterwards?

And don't tell me there isn't one bit of difference between null and space, because that's exactly how much difference there is.

I try not to confuse roles and traits in my own life. Being the Perl god is a role. Being a stubborn cuss is a trait.

The random quantum fluctuations of my brain are historical accidents that happen to have decided that the concepts of dynamic scoping and lexical scoping are orthogonal and should remain that way.

People get annoyed when you try to debug them.

The world has become a larger place. The universe has been expanding, and Perl's been expanding along with the universe.

Just don't create a file called '-rf.'