Historically speaking, the presence of wheels in Unix has never precluded their reinvention.

There's some entertainment value in watching people juggle nitroglycerin.

The world has become a larger place. The universe has been expanding, and Perl's been expanding along with the universe.

Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets screwed.

I've decided I don't want to be a manager. Every time you try to be responsive to your employees, they say you're being reactive and not proactive. And when you try to be proactive, they accuse you of being capricious and arbitrary. So I don't wanna be a manager.

I'm never satisfied because I've been always interested in too many things and I always want to do everything at once.

Reserve your abuse for your true friends.