Many computer scientists have fallen into the trap of trying to define languages like George Orwell's Newspeak, in which it is impossible to think bad thoughts. What they end up doing is killing the creativity of programming.

A good messenger expects to get shot.

That which hits the fan tends to get flung in all directions.

I'm afraid my gut level reaction is basically, proceed is cute, but cute doesn't cut it in the emergency room.

Reserve your abuse for your true friends.

My arthritic pinkies are already starting to ache just thinking about ||||=.

I take time to watch anime. I don't know whether I'm allowed to, but I do it anyway.