I think computer science, by and large, is still stuck in the Modern age.
You want it in one line? Does it have to fit in 80 columns?
Even the White House has a press agent.
It's certainly easy to calculate the average attendance for Perl conferences.
Guilty as charged. Perl is happily ugly, and happily derivative.
I still drive my 1977 Honda Accord. The paint is almost all worn off. It's still running.