Younger hackers are hard to classify. They're probably just as diverse as the old hackers are. We're all over the map.

It's hard to tune heavily tuned code.

A Perl program is correct if it gets the job done before your boss fires you.

Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.

Information wants to be useful.

Yes, but I did manage to increase the amount of virginity in the world by that method.

And I don't like doing silly things (except on purpose).