There ain't nothin' in this world that's worth being a snot over.

The world has become a larger place. The universe has been expanding, and Perl's been expanding along with the universe.

Think of prototypes as a funny markup language--the interpretation is left up to the rendering engine.

It's hard to tune heavily tuned code.

If you and I always agree, then one of us is redundant.

Maybe we should take a clue from FTP and put in an option like 'print hash marks on every 1024 iterations'.

Would you trust the linguistic intuitions of someone who has been studying Latin or Greek for three days?