There ain't nothin' in this world that's worth being a snot over.

Save it for my unauthorized autobiography.

Symmetry is overrated. Overrated is symmetry.

As pointed out in a followup, Real Perl Programmers prefer things to be visually distinct.

Take Lisp, you know its the most beautiful language in the world -- at least up until Haskell came along.

To ordinary folks, conversion is not always automatic. It's something that may or may not require explicit assistance. See Billy Graham.

The trouble with being quoted a lot is that it makes other people think you're quoting yourself when in fact you're merely repeating yourself.