Take Lisp, you know its the most beautiful language in the world -- at least up until Haskell came along.

Laziness is a programmers main virtue.

So please don't think I have a 'down' on the MVS people. I'm just pulling off their arms to beat other people over the head with.

Over the long term, symbiosis is more useful than parasitism. More fun, too. Ask any mitochondria.

We can debug relationships, but it's always good policy to consider the people themselves to be features. People get annoyed when you try to debug them.

Save it for my unauthorized autobiography.

I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is.