Yes, but I did manage to increase the amount of virginity in the world by that method.

Many computer scientists have fallen into the trap of trying to define languages like George Orwell's Newspeak, in which it is impossible to think bad thoughts. What they end up doing is killing the creativity of programming.

You need to go and find someone to teach you the rudiments of irrational discourse.

The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma.

Unix is like a toll road on which you have to stop every 50 feet to pay another nickel. But hey! You only feel 5 cents poorer each time.

Well, coffee is my drug of choice, generally, with a little bit of Pepsi here and there, if I need more sugar. But yeah, if I could do intravenous coffee, I would. But I guess that's pretty standard.

I take time to watch anime. I don't know whether I'm allowed to, but I do it anyway.