Yes, but I did manage to increase the amount of virginity in the world by that method.

Even if you aren't in doubt, consider the mental welfare of the person who has to maintain the code after you, and who will probably put parens in the wrong place.

Just because you're into control doesn't mean you're in control.

Many computer scientists have fallen into the trap of trying to define languages like George Orwell's Newspeak, in which it is impossible to think bad thoughts. What they end up doing is killing the creativity of programming.

The problem with using C++ ... is that there's already a strong tendency in the language to require you to know everything before you can do anything.

Unix is like a toll road on which you have to stop every 50 feet to pay another nickel. But hey! You only feel 5 cents poorer each time.

When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct?