I think computer science, by and large, is still stuck in the Modern age.

We can debug relationships, but it's always good policy to consider the people themselves to be features. People get annoyed when you try to debug them.

I still drive my 1977 Honda Accord. The paint is almost all worn off. It's still running.

If any ideology is so serious that you can't have fun while you're doing it, it's probably too serious.

I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is.

True greatness is measured by how much freedom you give to others, not by how much you can coerce others to do what you want.

Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets screwed.