Somebody out there is going to do something that's far more surprising than anything that I would do. I was surprised by the whole web thing in the first place.

People get annoyed when you try to debug them.

Although the Perl Slogan is There's More Than One Way to Do It, I hesitate to make 10 ways to do something.

I'm afraid my gut level reaction is basically, proceed is cute, but cute doesn't cut it in the emergency room.

I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid.

Think of prototypes as a funny markup language--the interpretation is left up to the rendering engine.

I'm never satisfied because I've been always interested in too many things and I always want to do everything at once.