I'm sorry, but you just made me lose my sense of humor, which is deeply regrettable.

And I don't like doing silly things (except on purpose).

The trouble with being quoted a lot is that it makes other people think you're quoting yourself when in fact you're merely repeating yourself.

I wouldn't ever write the full sentence myself, but then, I never use goto either.

The world has become a larger place. The universe has been expanding, and Perl's been expanding along with the universe.

I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid.

I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is.