I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is.
Don't wear rollerskates to a tug-of-war.
This job of playing God is a little too big for me. Nevertheless, someone has to do it, so I'll try my best to fake it.
I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid.
Are you perchance running on a 64-bit machine?
Let us be charitable, and call it a misleading feature.