I'm sorry, but you just made me lose my sense of humor, which is deeply regrettable.

Over the long term, symbiosis is more useful than parasitism. More fun, too. Ask any mitochondria.

I'm never satisfied because I've been always interested in too many things and I always want to do everything at once.

Perl was designed to work more like a natural language. It's a little more complicated but there are more shortcuts, and once you learned the language, it's more expressive.

While I have historically been a late worker, you know, sometimes I even like to get up early and see what's happened in the few hours of the night and then I often take a nap in the middle of the day just to sort of make up for stretching my day out.

People get annoyed when you try to debug them.

Perl is designed to give you several ways to do anything, so consider picking the most readable one.