Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets screwed.

The whole history of computers is rampant with cheerleading at best and bigotry at worst.

Perl doesn't have an infatuation with enforced privacy. It would prefer that you stayed out of its living room because you weren't invited, not because it has a shotgun

Many computer scientists have fallen into the trap of trying to define languages like George Orwell's Newspeak, in which it is impossible to think bad thoughts. What they end up doing is killing the creativity of programming.

You need to go and find someone to teach you the rudiments of irrational discourse.

If any ideology is so serious that you can't have fun while you're doing it, it's probably too serious.

Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.