The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma.

Many days I don't write any code at all, and some days I spend all day writing code.

You don't have to know the whole language to use it usefully, you can do baby talk, you can do grown up talk, you can cuss in it, you can write poetry, you can be a playwright, is sort of the idea.

The young think they are immortal, and are determined to prove otherwise.

We all agree on the necessity of compromise. We just can't agree on when it's necessary to compromise.

Just don't create a file called '-rf.'

Reserve your abuse for your true friends.