The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma.

I still drive my 1977 Honda Accord. The paint is almost all worn off. It's still running.

The problem with being consistent is that there are lots of ways to be consistent, and they're all inconsistent with each other.

There is, however, a strange, musty smell in the air that reminds me of something...hmm...yes...I've got it...there's a VMS nearby, or I'm a Blit.

Just because you're into control doesn't mean you're in control.

One of the very basic ideas of Post-Modernism is rejection of arbitrary power structures. Different people are sensitive to different kinds of power structures.

I'm afraid my gut level reaction is basically, proceed is cute, but cute doesn't cut it in the emergency room.