The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma.

Easy things should be easy, and hard things should be possible.

Psychotics are consistently inconsistent. The essence of sanity is to be inconsistently inconsistent.

I suppose you could switch grammars once you've seen 'use strict subs'.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the day after tomorrow. Like a variant of the song, Tomorrow, only it's more of the idea, the Mexican idea of mañana, you know, [singing] mañana, mañana, I love you, mañana, you're always a day away.

This job of playing God is a little too big for me. Nevertheless, someone has to do it, so I'll try my best to fake it.

When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct?