Are you perchance running on a 64-bit machine?
This job of playing God is a little too big for me. Nevertheless, someone has to do it, so I'll try my best to fake it.
Unix is like a toll road on which you have to stop every 50 feet to pay another nickel. But hey! You only feel 5 cents poorer each time.
Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes.
I suppose you could switch grammars once you've seen 'use strict subs'.
I'd make people say 'use Fork;' if I thought I could get away with it.