Reserve your abuse for your true friends.

And besides, if Perl really takes off in the Windows space, I think the rest of us would just as soon have a double-agent within ActiveState.

The problem with using C++ ... is that there's already a strong tendency in the language to require you to know everything before you can do anything.

I'm never satisfied because I've been always interested in too many things and I always want to do everything at once.

I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is.

Save it for my unauthorized autobiography.

Call me bored, but don't call me boring.