Symmetry is overrated. Overrated is symmetry.
I think I'll side with the pissheads on this one.
We're really serious about reinventing everything that needs reinventing.
The way I see it, if you declare something portable, you'll always be wrong, and if you declare it non-portable, you'll always be right.
A journey of a thousand miles continues with the second step.
You want it in one line? Does it have to fit in 80 columns?