Perhaps you should compile your Perl with long doubles one of these megaseconds.

Perl is designed to give you several ways to do anything, so consider picking the most readable one.

We're really serious about reinventing everything that needs reinventing.

Easy things should be easy, and hard things should be possible.

While I have historically been a late worker, you know, sometimes I even like to get up early and see what's happened in the few hours of the night and then I often take a nap in the middle of the day just to sort of make up for stretching my day out.

There is, however, a strange, musty smell in the air that reminds me of something...hmm...yes...I've got it...there's a VMS nearby, or I'm a Blit.

You know, I've got my hands in 30 or 40 different pots simultaneously and so I have a little bit of all of that where I work.