Perhaps you should compile your Perl with long doubles one of these megaseconds.

Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris.

To be a good artist, you have to serve the work of art and allow it to be what it is supposed to be.

My arthritic pinkies are already starting to ache just thinking about ||||=.

In general, they do what you want, unless you want consistency.

I'm never satisfied because I've been always interested in too many things and I always want to do everything at once.

You can't have filenames longer than 14 chars. You can't even think about them!