Perhaps you should compile your Perl with long doubles one of these megaseconds.

And don't tell me there isn't one bit of difference between null and space, because that's exactly how much difference there is.

I think the way IBM has embraced the open source philosophy has been quite astonishing, but gratifying. I hope they'll do very well with it.

I've decided I don't want to be a manager. Every time you try to be responsive to your employees, they say you're being reactive and not proactive. And when you try to be proactive, they accuse you of being capricious and arbitrary. So I don't wanna be a manager.

We don't have enough parallel universes to allow all uses of all junction types - in the absence of quantum computing the combinatorics are not in our favor.

Must be a different Larry Wall. There are at least 137 of us in the U.S.

I don't believe I've ever cuddled my elses.