Perhaps you should compile your Perl with long doubles one of these megaseconds.

Psychotics are consistently inconsistent. The essence of sanity is to be inconsistently inconsistent.

Reserve your abuse for your true friends.

I want people to use Perl. I want to be a positive ingredient of the world and make my American history. So, whatever it takes to give away my software and get it used, that's great.

What is the sound of Perl? Is it not the sound of a wall that people have stopped banging their heads against?

The problem with using C++ ... is that there's already a strong tendency in the language to require you to know everything before you can do anything.

The computer should be doing the hard work. That's what it's paid to do, after all.