Perhaps you should compile your Perl with long doubles one of these megaseconds.

Psychotics are consistently inconsistent. The essence of sanity is to be inconsistently inconsistent.

So please don't think I have a 'down' on the MVS people. I'm just pulling off their arms to beat other people over the head with.

Information wants to be useful.

I procrastinate, but mostly because there's always too many things to do, and I got the stew in my mind that things do bubble up, so I'll throw things in there and let them stew around. It's sort of like greasing the squeaky wheels in my own brain.

As pointed out in a followup, Real Perl Programmers prefer things to be visually distinct.

Somebody out there is going to do something that's far more surprising than anything that I would do. I was surprised by the whole web thing in the first place.