Must be a different Larry Wall. There are at least 137 of us in the U.S.

I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is.

There's a saying in the software design industry: "Good. Fast. Cheap. Pick two."

Psychotics are consistently inconsistent. The essence of sanity is to be inconsistently inconsistent.

So please don't think I have a 'down' on the MVS people. I'm just pulling off their arms to beat other people over the head with.

Easy things should be easy, and hard things should be possible.

For the sake of argument I'll ignore all your fighting words.