Must be a different Larry Wall. There are at least 137 of us in the U.S.

Guilty as charged. Perl is happily ugly, and happily derivative.

Historically speaking, the presence of wheels in Unix has never precluded their reinvention.

Call me bored, but don't call me boring.

Accidental stacks considered harmful.

We are so Post-Modern that we don't realize how Post-Modern we are anymore.

The young think they are immortal, and are determined to prove otherwise.