Must be a different Larry Wall. There are at least 137 of us in the U.S.

The camel has evolved to be relatively self-sufficient. On the other hand, the camel has not evolved to smell good. Neither has Perl.

We're really serious about reinventing everything that needs reinventing.

The whole history of computers is rampant with cheerleading at best and bigotry at worst.

Psychotics are consistently inconsistent. The essence of sanity is to be inconsistently inconsistent.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the day after tomorrow. Like a variant of the song, Tomorrow, only it's more of the idea, the Mexican idea of mañana, you know, [singing] mañana, mañana, I love you, mañana, you're always a day away.

A Perl program is correct if it gets the job done before your boss fires you.