Perl doesn't have an infatuation with enforced privacy. It would prefer that you stayed out of its living room because you weren't invited, not because it has a shotgun

I try not to confuse roles and traits in my own life. Being the Perl god is a role. Being a stubborn cuss is a trait.

The whole history of computers is rampant with cheerleading at best and bigotry at worst.

I think computer science, by and large, is still stuck in the Modern age.

Well, hey, let's just make everything into a closure, and then we'll have our general garbage collector, installed by 'use less memory'.

I just hope I'm never promoted to the level of my incontinence.

You can't have filenames longer than 14 chars. You can't even think about them!