And I don't like doing silly things (except on purpose).

I'm sorry, but you just made me lose my sense of humor, which is deeply regrettable.

Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.

Don't wear rollerskates to a tug-of-war.

I'm never satisfied because I've been always interested in too many things and I always want to do everything at once.

I'm reminded of the day my daughter came in, looked over my shoulder at some Perl 4 code, and said, 'What is that, swearing?

Somebody out there is going to do something that's far more surprising than anything that I would do. I was surprised by the whole web thing in the first place.