Think of prototypes as a funny markup language--the interpretation is left up to the rendering engine.

Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in.

You want it in one line? Does it have to fit in 80 columns?

Laziness is a programmers main virtue.

I just hope I'm never promoted to the level of my incontinence.

The potential of greater good goes right along with the potential for greater evil.

It's easy to solve the halting problem with a shotgun.