All language designers are arrogant. Goes with the territory.

You can’t change the past. You can’t even change the future, in the sense that you can only change the present one moment at a time, stubbornly, until the future unwinds itself into the stories of our lives.

This job of playing God is a little too big for me. Nevertheless, someone has to do it, so I'll try my best to fake it.

The computer should be doing the hard work. That's what it's paid to do, after all.

Save it for my unauthorized autobiography.

I don't believe I've ever cuddled my elses.

The problem with being consistent is that there are lots of ways to be consistent, and they're all inconsistent with each other.