All language designers are arrogant. Goes with the territory.

Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.

The only reason [not to use] perl is that some sysadmins don't allow software that they didn't pay for. By all means, let them send me money if it makes them feel better.

Accidental stacks considered harmful.

True greatness is measured by how much freedom you give to others, not by how much you can coerce others to do what you want.

The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma.

Information doesn't want to be free. Information wants to be valuable.