If any ideology is so serious that you can't have fun while you're doing it, it's probably too serious.
We are so Post-Modern that we don't realize how Post-Modern we are anymore.
"Lurking" is one metaphor that the Omniscience has allowed us to borrow.
It's hard to tune heavily tuned code.
This job of playing God is a little too big for me. Nevertheless, someone has to do it, so I'll try my best to fake it.
Perl is designed to give you several ways to do anything, so consider picking the most readable one.