Now, I'm not the only language designer with irrationalities. You can think of some languages to go with some of these things.

This job of playing God is a little too big for me. Nevertheless, someone has to do it, so I'll try my best to fake it.

It is my job in life to travel all roads, so that some may take the road less travelled, and others the road more travelled, and all have a pleasant day.

Now, I'm not the only language designer with irrationalities. You can think of some languages to go with some of these things.

Reserve your abuse for your true friends.

Think of prototypes as a funny markup language--the interpretation is left up to the rendering engine.

A Perl program is correct if it gets the job done before your boss fires you.