Many days I don't write any code at all, and some days I spend all day writing code.
When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct?
You can't have filenames longer than 14 chars. You can't even think about them!
Although the Perl Slogan is There's More Than One Way to Do It, I hesitate to make 10 ways to do something.
I think it's a new feature. Don't tell anyone it was an accident.
If any ideology is so serious that you can't have fun while you're doing it, it's probably too serious.