What about writing it first and rationalizing it afterwards?
The computer should be doing the hard work. That's what it's paid to do, after all.
Well, you know, Hubbard had a bunch of people sworn to commit suicide when he died. So of course he never officially died.
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
What is the sound of Perl? Is it not the sound of a wall that people have stopped banging their heads against?
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