Well, hey, let's just make everything into a closure, and then we'll have our general garbage collector, installed by 'use less memory'.

Although the Perl Slogan is There's More Than One Way to Do It, I hesitate to make 10 ways to do something.

I wouldn't ever write the full sentence myself, but then, I never use goto either.

I try not to confuse roles and traits in my own life. Being the Perl god is a role. Being a stubborn cuss is a trait.

We're really serious about reinventing everything that needs reinventing.

When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.

It is my job in life to travel all roads, so that some may take the road less travelled, and others the road more travelled, and all have a pleasant day.